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deadjosey:

deadjosey:

deadjosey:

this guy was watching Shrek (the movie series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that.

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Shrek and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting Ogre’s do what they want without being put down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone Shrek” it’s precious.

update: I banged him

deadjosey:

deadjosey:

deadjosey:

this guy was watching Shrek (the movie series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that.

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Shrek and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting Ogre’s do what they want without being put down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone Shrek” it’s precious.

update: I banged him

dirtyfnafconfessions

freddy oprepared himself. he loved shr ek. he was ready. shrek thrust into freddys virg inia hole withou t warning. freddy scrramed in pleasure. shrek moaned freddys name. “oh shrEK MORE!!” freddy explcaimed shrek compliied with his lovers reques as they bioth came squirting theit love yogurt on each other. shrek pulle dout and layed dow n enext to freddy. ‘ogh shrek that was waondeful” reddyf said happiyl “i lobve you” shrek replied they hugged no words needing to be said for them to know <3

freddy oprepared himself. he loved shr ek. he was ready. shrek thrust into freddys virg inia hole withou t warning. freddy scrramed in pleasure. shrek moaned freddys name. “oh shrEK MORE!!” freddy explcaimed shrek compliied with his lovers reques as they bioth came squirting theit love yogurt on each other. shrek pulle dout and layed dow n enext to freddy. ‘ogh shrek that was waondeful” reddyf said happiyl “i lobve you” shrek replied they hugged no words needing to be said for them to know <3